DHL sucks

>From: [redacted]@dhl[redacted]
>To: abuse@[redacted]
>Subject: dhlsucks.com
>
>We noticed your registration of the domain dhlsucks.com. Unless you have been authorized by DHL to register this domain,
>your act violates our client’s intellectual property rights and is against the law. In case you have been authorized
>by DHL to register the domain dhlsucks.com, please respond to this email and copy (cc) your DHL contact in the email so
>we can verify the authenticity of your claim within 3 business days.

From: abuse@[redacted]
To: [redacted]@dhl[redacted]
Subject: Re: dhlsucks.com

Dear DHL,

thanks for sending us an e-mail about your concerns about our domain name dhlsucks.com.

We usually prefer getting these legal threats in physical form but we are aware of the skillset your company lacks in order to get physical letters delivered to it’s destination.
I think you can agree with us that it’s nice having electronic mail, so much more efficient, dependable, environmentally friendly and cheap than shipping services are.

Now, we’d like to know more about your complaint, are you saying that your company is so famously sucky that you have been granted the immaterial right for sucking? We are not sure we disagree with that statement, but we could of course feel we need to have proof that you’re not just some scammer trying to take our stuff and not deliver, oh wait, I see. You’re DHL, so that’s basically what you do… By the way, you do know that it’s against the law to take payment without delivering?

Please get back to us within 1-18 months with a properly filled form for the complaint, that we will handle with the same expediency and care as your company does with our complaints when packages does not arrive. Don’t get your hopes up (it’s what you’ve taught us).

Regards,
Njalla